Arizona - An epic journey

Gone starting tomorrow with Tyler in AZ. I expect you to regulate the trillness at the Fork with my absence. I am leaving my hierarch position in the temporary hands of "The Hammer". I expect he will fulfill the position for the time of my leave. I am also expecting a trillness-report upon re-entering the Fork in 10 or so days. Farewell!

full day by day trillness reports shall be kept and turned over to you upon your return...get crunk!

It is 6:40 and we have successfully arrived in Tulsa, OK. Tomorrow we embark upon the final 16 hr. journey onward to Arizona.

Tulsa!?!?!?! .... U had to stop in the asshole of the nation!!! Hopefully u guys don't get cornholed overnite! Have a great time!

wojo u better run through some whores while u are there

Our journey was set back horribly in the event of severe car problems. Tyler's car suffered either a cracked flywheel, or the main bearing was all over the place, just outside of Elk City, OK. In response to the situation, we were forced to ride on a bus with extremely weird southern folk, and perhaps transvestites. Yes, transvestites.

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After riding the bus for roughly 22 hours, and having it too break down at 2 AM in the middle of bum-fuck-no-where do to a fan-belt, I was convinced Friday the 13th had done is in. The beastyness was at an all time high.

We have finally arrived in Phoenix as of last night. Things look better now and we are flying home on the 22nd I think. Well, thats it for now and I will keep you updated.

Dude that sucks! Hopefully the rest of ur epic journey is trouble free! Good Luck!, Have Fun!, God Bless! , and don't take any wooden pickle!